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dzleinstein 发表于 2008-3-9 15:58

[极品]不经典我把名字倒着写!!!

[size=2]小时侯我很顽皮[/size]
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叔叔喜欢逗我玩-我恨死了!
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我学会保护自己了,可是叔叔他……
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我要练习金刚指,长大了弹叔叔一下子……哈哈哈
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为了节约时间,妈妈把我和盘子一块洗
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对有些事情我还不明白
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刚上学的时候,感觉读书像是在念经
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做作业的事情让我思考很多,经常令我头疼……
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平时不好好读书,考试的时候只有作弊
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没想到,被班主任发现了……
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后来找到了学英语的捷径
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我最喜欢世界地理
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最讨厌数学,每次我的答案都是……
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后来我喜欢上了电脑
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而且迷上了上网
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而且不分昼夜
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由于我非法操作,电脑出现了蓝屏
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没有电脑,就睡不着觉……
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高中时候很喜欢踢足球
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但是国足总是让人失望
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还有很多丑闻,比如.......
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但我觉得米卢还是很不错的一个教练,我有幸得到了他的签名
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爸爸不许我看球,说如果不好好学习,将来会去要饭
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后来我长的人高马大了,也上班了……爸爸告戒我:
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我想我一定会挣大钱!!!
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有了钱,我认识了许多狐朋狗友
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相处一直都很好
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我很喜欢美女
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看到美女,我就会……
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我很讨厌恐龙, 尤其是那些自以为自己很性感的
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后来我交了一个女朋友,朋友都说很漂亮,我觉得也是,呵呵
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她说要跟着我一辈子
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我陪她看了一场《英雄》
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从电影院回来的那个晚上,我们相爱了……
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因为没有避孕,幸运地生下一个世纪婴儿
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我带着女朋友,看看自由女神像
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还经常开着保时捷,带她去兜风
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带她去 做 爱
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可是她就是喜欢上了自摸
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摸她的咪咪
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对别人露三点
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还让一个男人给她搓澡
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后来觉得她有点像男孩子
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有一次发现一个意外--- 令人不可思议的事情发生了!!
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离婚后,我经常独自去海滩晒太阳
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我慢慢长胖了,于是想到减肥!!
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后来竟成了这样 :(
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于是又开始了锻炼
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因为害怕人类的第二次进化
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有时候也放纵一下自己!!
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我非常喜欢玩反恐精英
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经常熬夜打cs
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可是经常输得很惨
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有时也玩玩成人游戏,呵呵
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平时也喜欢上网聊天,但只找熟悉的人聊
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我是从来不和陌生人聊天的,更不会和他们见面
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我很尊敬长辈,尽管他们长得不是很像领导
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为人生是漫长的,他们走在我的前面,比我们知道的事情要多
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后来,我又恋爱了。
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可她上一趟厕所花了我1万多元!
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最近很是不爽,去网吧玩儿cs也……
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想去再念念书,充充电,可是,第一次上课就见到了这一幕……
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还有张语文考卷
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不过我觉得我在这里能够找到香车、美女和钱
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终于又一次的爱上了一个mm。
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于是我这样对她表白
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终于有一天,在网上……
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这是她的照片。
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我们两个有一个共同的爱好,那就是都是网虫,n年前她就有了自己的电脑,巧合的是,跟我得简直就是情侣电脑
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然而mm的电脑老出毛病。
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终于有一天,我找到了毛病的所在,并解决了问题!!
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然而有一天,mm的电脑中了病毒
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连杀毒软件都不起作用!!
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电脑天天在开机的时候要提醒我说“灌水有理”
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而且,最可恶的是它居然把我泡mm的绝招给学会了
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它会自动保存一些……的东西
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这个电脑已经好色到,女生用时它会弹出这样的一个对话框!
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而男生要保存东西时,它却这样!!
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而且经常偷看我给mm的情书,看完之后还评价一下!
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终于有一天,我忍无可忍,我对电脑发出了警告!!
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结果丫的却让我去……
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一次,mm在网吧发现了一个神秘人物
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别忘了偶mm的职业,在他身上发现了偶给偶mm的宝贝,丢失了很长时间,为此mm曾经十分难过
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于是mm
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法庭上,我的几个老朋友组成了陪审团
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累死我了,可是你们却不会帖子,有钱的捧个钱场,没钱的捧个人场啊。
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wuyuanjiu 发表于 2008-3-9 17:28

强力支持!~哈哈

俺也有n70 发表于 2008-3-9 17:55

支持楼主!很经典啊!:lol :@

talentjoe 发表于 2008-3-9 22:10

确实经典到一定的境界了啊!

dzleinstein 发表于 2008-3-10 09:50

呵呵,

陈展 发表于 2008-3-10 10:16

这个帖子我认真看完了,把握笑的前俯后仰。强!

xyf3000 发表于 2008-3-10 11:25

虽然都是老图~但是改编成为这样还是十分的厉害!佩服~

joyingroad 发表于 2008-3-10 12:35

jue!!!!!!

yc75279001 发表于 2008-3-10 13:31

顶你一下
我看着就累 别说LZ发了

冰冷花火 发表于 2008-3-10 15:29

哎呀,不行,乐死偶了。

talentjoe 发表于 2008-3-10 16:41

可是我看不见图片啊!郁闷啊!

楚天歌 发表于 2008-3-10 20:32

虽然都是老图,看过还是很好笑:yc (78)yc

v2drz 发表于 2008-3-10 21:48

一个字   “牛屄”

v2drz 发表于 2008-3-10 21:50

一个字   “牛屄”:yc (16)yc

axjlxb001 发表于 2008-3-11 10:25

回复 楼主 的帖子

嘿嘿  经典

yujie710122 发表于 2008-3-11 11:09

不错,有意思:lol

talentjoe 发表于 2008-3-11 18:40

我说楼主别那么懒嘛,直接上传图片不行吗?我们的学校网根本看不见图片啊!

dwfeng5502 发表于 2008-3-12 11:59

有意思
:yc (2)yc

剑圣 发表于 2008-3-12 12:06

印象经常在转来转去的电子邮件里面看到这些图片,楼主能汇总一下,感觉不错,呵呵

刀客 发表于 2008-3-12 14:36

不错!支持啦

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